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Please remember that this is all in jest and should not be taken to heart.

Enjoy and have a great laugh.

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 ///  Directory: / unixux /
Description:
 Unix Hates
Total Files:33
Last Modified:Sep 5 23:00:17 2007

 ///  Directory: / linux-obsolete /
Description:
 The Great Debate: Linux Is Obsolete!
Total Files:108
Last Modified:Sep 5 23:00:11 2007

 ///  File Name: df20060116.jpg
Description:
 Amusing cartoon regarding RFID.
Author:David Farley
File Size:106112
Last Modified:Feb 2 05:16:10 2006
MD5 Checksum:58e07cb7e8bd755f4ed34379f6203b35

 ///  File Name: unixoid_hell.gif
Description:
 Microsoft VI version 1.0.
File Size:32741
Last Modified:May 10 05:29:40 2005
MD5 Checksum:c06216b77e138004b361b704e77f4bc2

 ///  File Name: shoeLace.txt
Description:
 Very amusing spoof advisory regarding Shoe 1.0 - Remote Lace overflow.
File Size:2381
Last Modified:Dec 31 15:09:31 2004
MD5 Checksum:29c7913abd04d38b657b6be68561c066

 ///  File Name: ms_buglist.jpg
Description:
 Mr. Hyan-Lee makes the mistake of printing the entire Windows 2000 bug list.
File Size:82783
Last Modified:Dec 4 18:31:35 2004
MD5 Checksum:89d4909dbbf9707515d67f93f471f245

 ///  File Name: keyboard.jpg
Description:
 This is a futurized Microsoft keyboard.
File Size:174980
Last Modified:Dec 4 17:35:32 2004
MD5 Checksum:50edec3a4ee065d322fe159bd659ac29

 ///  File Name: chunky.html
Description:
 Amusing yet obnoxious play on terminology in the industry and how it is or could be used to make references to drug and sexual instances. If you are easily offended, do not bother reading this.
Author:Uncle Chunky
Homepage:http://lhqi.com/~chunky/
File Size:6187
Last Modified:Sep 29 00:35:16 2004
MD5 Checksum:9cd8a2797e2aff5242efc275eee609dd

 ///  File Name: GODvsBUSH.gif
Description:
 Visual proof that God has possibly deliberately pushed the recent hurricanes in Florida through territories that voted for Bush.
File Size:26389
Last Modified:Sep 21 04:38:51 2004
MD5 Checksum:cf4388906e6c54b872c60a26c18b711c

 ///  File Name: no-narking.jpg
Description:
 This is a no-narking sign which looks similar to a no-parking sign. :)
File Size:59015
Last Modified:Aug 27 14:58:59 2004
MD5 Checksum:e189b3e66f45384a912db7b69439a40c

 ///  File Name: microsoft.owned.jpg
Description:
 Amusing graphic of Microsoft's UK web site getting compromised and defaced again in May, 2004.
File Size:140773
Last Modified:May 25 17:31:12 2004
MD5 Checksum:4badced47cc58f6ea4dab74f208e6cf8

 ///  File Name: fedora.html
Description:
 Hilarious take on how Red Hat is changing over to Fedora and letting the community know how things will work in general.
Author:Konstantin Ryabitsev
File Size:17749
Last Modified:May 7 12:53:33 2004
MD5 Checksum:6daa4038308659331dcc0ee9f6e98fe7

 ///  File Name: unmaintain.html
Description:
 Hilarious write up on how to ensure a job for life. Entitled How To Write Unmaintainable Code.
Author:Roedy Green
File Size:135656
Last Modified:Apr 15 04:20:47 2004
MD5 Checksum:33b2daec04471f126a44666349574fc7

 ///  File Name: moron.jpg
Description:
 Complete moron at Defcon 11 performing the Magnum look.
File Size:443713
Last Modified:Sep 10 03:23:20 2003
MD5 Checksum:6365a1830b725fabdca8fd1dec491430

 ///  File Name: nmap-matrix2log.jpg
Description:
 Amusing picture of Hollywood using Nmap and an exploit for the SSH CRC-32 vulnerability in the new movie Matrix Reloaded.
File Size:29661
Last Modified:May 16 12:53:59 2003
MD5 Checksum:1e37bc629f1e5601b3b4f9805cd0614c

 ///  File Name: l33t_cereal.jpg
Description:
 L33t Cereal.
File Size:30345
Last Modified:May 7 15:15:46 2003
MD5 Checksum:16e2b5cfe3aeef6cacd854895216fa24

 ///  File Name: bsod.gif
Description:
 Funny comic on blue screens of death and halloween.
File Size:24589
Last Modified:Nov 1 03:09:17 2002
MD5 Checksum:8e2f7b718e9dd16ff15149d8775942f7

 ///  File Name: dog.meat.txt
Description:
 I know how to take meat away from a dog. How do I take a dog away from meat? This is not, unfortunately, a joke.
File Size:10924
Last Modified:May 17 18:10:51 2002
MD5 Checksum:ddd013f4f8b02434e02907562aeed2af

 ///  File Name: bushy.jpg
Description:
 This jpg has nothing to do with unix, but it is easily funny enough to warrant being in the unix humor section anyway. It is an unaltered press photo of GW Bush being accosted by a gooselike animal.
File Size:25033
Last Modified:Nov 21 01:19:46 2001
MD5 Checksum:c9729c4917dce2251caa339fcbc7e603

 ///  File Name: parody.txt
Description:
 Parody on the Hacker Manifesto - It is about the End-User. Why? Well, basically because, as an IT professional, I am sick of watching a "new" virus infect thousands of company's networks simply because an end-user cannot understand "do not open attachments from unknown/untrusted senders". Causing "untold amounts" in damage. Willie Gonzalez
File Size:4297
Last Modified:Apr 9 02:10:39 2001
MD5 Checksum:f43ab8e7d1c300659415f95f637a9d15

 ///  File Name: MSoptions3.gif
Description:
 Microsoft Windows secret options - More aggrivating display properties.
File Size:8247
Last Modified:Jun 28 23:30:09 2000
MD5 Checksum:ade01864de08be105a86509db70dc36e

 ///  File Name: MSoptions2.gif
Description:
 Microsoft Windows secret options - Aggrivating display properties.
File Size:29611
Last Modified:Jun 28 23:29:20 2000
MD5 Checksum:909e6dd36b4a909a4dcc5e043f7f76a5

 ///  File Name: MSoptions.gif
Description:
 Microsoft Windows secret options - Endourance options, etc :)
File Size:9539
Last Modified:Jun 28 23:23:34 2000
MD5 Checksum:26987adc7b4580858a98ec1ff6ff6ab0

 ///  File Name: mslinux.jpg
Description:
 Microsoft Linux box cover. Very chilling, frightening, and funny too.
File Size:7105
Last Modified:May 14 02:34:41 2000
MD5 Checksum:0d02e8dd8b1606c82e88a541ad31da11

 ///  File Name: apache-owned.gif
Description:
 A screen shot from when apache.org was defaced with a Microsoft logo.
Homepage:http://torn.kaapeli.net/apache.org-hacked
File Size:36857
Last Modified:May 5 15:38:15 2000
MD5 Checksum:da4ea4d0480860e630966d982930044d
 

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