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#                       P A N C R E A S . I R C                             #
#                  By: Fucking Hostile <fh@sinnerz.com>                     #
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#  I made this because one day me and The Messiah were on the Pancreas BBS  #
#  and he mentioned how it would be /<-]<ooL if we could use the pancreas   #
#  actions on irc. So the idea was then born. I suggest people go to the    #
#  Pancreas BBS if they want the full effects of everything...              #
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#              ThiZ WaS mADe t0 bE uSeD wItH bItChX bo0o0o0oy               #
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#  Major thanks to The Banshee for all the shit he put up with in testing   #
#  and other shit work he did for me on pancreas.                           #
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#  Also thanks to Frys who fixed up some of the errors for me...            #
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#                               S I N N E R Z                               #
#  ------------------------>http://www.sinnerz.com<-----------------------  #
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echo .    come visit the breth'ren shrine of guns and sodomy where
echo .   you can Ring the front buzzer for a complimentary firearm.
echo .                  You need us like a kick in the CocK.
echo .                                     - Pancreas BBS
echo . 
echo .                  type /panl for a list of commands
echo .
echo .

if (pancreas) {
eval set format_version $format_version + i cant get enough of the panc! www.pancreas.com
}
@ pancreas = [(pancreas.bx)]
eval set format_version $format_version + $pancreas

alias bearhug if ([$0]) {
/me gives $0 a great, big, bone-crushing bearhug!
}{
echo usage: /bearhug <nick>
}

alias bless if ([$0]) {
/me has just blessed $0.
}{
echo usage: /bless <nick>
}

alias blink if ([$0]) {
/me is blinking in disbelief at $0.
}{
echo usage: /blink <nick>
}

alias bloat if ([$0]) {
/me gorGed wiTH a HaLf doZen oOzinG wEasEL liVerS, beATs hIs aBdomEN unTIL a shoWer oF GorE sPLaSheS acRoSs $0's diSCo VeST.
}{
echo usage: /bloat <nick>
}

alias blush {
/me is blushing a lovely shade of red.
}{
echo usage: /blush
}

alias bow if ([$0]) {
/me is humbly bowing to $0.
}{
echo usage: /bow <nick>
}

alias burp {
/me LeanS baCk anD eMIts a hUge aiR-ChuRninG, cHaiR sHaKiN buRp.
}{
echo usage: /burp
}

alias caress if ([$0]) {
/me is gently caressing $0 with a twinkle in his eyes.
}{
echo usage: /caress <nick>
}

alias clap if ([$0]) {
/me is clapping in admiration for $0.
}{
echo usage: /clap <nick>
}

alias comfort if ([$0]) {
/me is comforting $0, and offering his sympathy.
}{
echo usage: /comfort <nick>
}

alias cough2 if ([$0]) {
/me HocKs uP a LoVeLy yeLLoW-GreeN cHuNK oF LuNG BuTteR oN $0's PoLYeSTeR RuNNinG suiT.
}{
echo usage: /cough2 <nick>
}

alias cry if ([$0]) {
/me is crying woefully to $0.
}{
echo usage: /cry <nick>
}

alias cs if ([$0]) {
/me wiTh His chuRninG bLadE oF dEATh, carVes ouT a hiTLer-SHapED CHuNK oF $0's aBDomEN...
}{
echo usage: /cs <nick>
}

alias curtsy if ([$0]) {
/me is curtsying to $0.
}{
echo usage: /curtsy <nick>
}

alias dance if ([$0]) {
/me is dancing with $0, with a look of utter rapture on his face!
}{
echo usage: /dance <nick>
}

alias embrace if ([$0]) {
/me is giving $0 a warm and loving embrace.
}{
echo usage: /embrace <nick>
}

alias frown if ([$0]) {
/me is frowning darkly at $0.
}{
echo usage: /frown <nick>
}

alias gasp if ([$0]) {
/me is gasping at $0 in sheer amazement!
}{
echo usage: /gasp <nick>
}

alias giggle {
/me is giggling in a fit of uncontrollable mirth.
}{
echo usage: /giggle
}

alias glare if ([$0]) {
/me is glaring at $0.
}{
echo usage: /glare <nick>
}

alias chant if ([$0]) {
/me <chanting monotonously>: $0-
}{
echo usage: /chant <$0>
}

alias cheer if ([$0]) {
/me <cheering>: $0-
}{
echo usage: /cheer <$0>
}

alias chuckle if ([$0]) {
/me <chuckling>: $0-
}{
echo usage: /chuckle <$0>
}

alias cough if ([$0]) {
/me <coughing>: $0-
}{
echo usage: /cough <$0>
}

alias demand if ([$0]) {
/me <in a demanding tone>: $0-
}{
echo usage: /demand <$0>
}

alias grin if ([$0]) {
/me is grinning at $0 rather slyly.
}{
echo usage: /grin <nick>
}

alias groan if ([$0]) {
/me <groaning>: $0-
}{
echo usage: /groan <$0>
}

alias growl if ([$0]) {
/me is growling angrily at $0!
}{
echo usage: /growl <nick>
}

alias grumble if ([$0]) {
/me <grumbling>: $0-
}{
echo usage: /grumble <$0>
}

alias handshake if ([$0]) {
/me is shaking hands with $0.
}{
echo usage: /handshake <nick>
}

alias hug if ([$0]) {
/me hugs $0 close!
}{
echo usage: /hug <nick>
}

alias hum if ([$0]) {
/me <humming along>: $0-
}{
echo usage: /hum <$0>
}

alias jab if ([$0]) {
/me is jabbing $0 in the ribs!
}{
echo usage: /jab <nick>
}

alias kick1 if ([$0]) {
/me giVeS $0 a sWifT kiCK To THe priVieS...
}{
echo usage: /kick1 <nick>
}

alias kiss if ([$0]) {
/me has just kissed $0 lightly on the cheek!
}{
echo usage: /kiss <nick>
}

alias laugh if ([$0]) {
/me is laughing at $0!
}{
echo usage: /laugh <nick>
}

alias lick if ([$0]) {
/me is GiVinG $0 a SenSuOus TonGue-baTh...
}{
echo usage: /lick <nick>
}

alias look if ([$0]) {
/me is looking $0 over.
}{
echo usage: /look <nick>
}

alias massage if ([$0]) {
/me is giving $0 a sensuous massage!
}{
echo usage: /massage <nick>
}

alias moan if ([$0]) {
/me exPeLS a hoRRid, stANk-bReaTH, maRLboRo-MaN ruMBLiNG moaN in $0's faCe imMe DiaTeLy caUSiNG $0's anUS to LeaK.
}{
echo usage: /moan <nick>
}

alias nibble if ([$0]) {
/me is nibbling on $0! (You don't want to know where!)
}{
echo usage: /nibble <nick>
}

alias nod if ([$0]) {
/me LoOKs tO $0 aND NoDs...
}{
echo usage: /nod <nick>
}

alias nudge if ([$0]) {
/me just gave $0 a nudge.
}{
echo usage: /nudge <nick>
}

alias order if ([$0]) {
/me <as if ordering a drink>: $0-
}{
echo usage: /order <$0>
}

alias pinch if ([$0]) {
/me  has just pinched $0!
}{
echo usage: /pinch <nick>
}

alias piss if ([$0]) {
/me WhiPS oUT his CoCK anD haNGs a GoLDeN StReAM oN $0's FaCe!
}{
echo usage: /piss <nick>
}

alias ponder if ([$0]) {
/me <pondering>: $0-
}{
echo usage: /ponder <$0>
}

alias pout if ([$0]) {
/me <pouting>: $0-
}{
echo usage: /pout <$0>
}

alias pray if ([$0]) {
/me iN a whIfF oF SuLfur, is TrANSfoRMEd inTo a GARgAnTUaN beAsT bY hiS MenTOr, LorD SaTaN, and sLowLy CruSheS $0 wiTH a GiANT mAGgot-RidDEn hOoF... }
{
echo usage: /pray <nick>
}

alias pummel if ([$0]) {
/me anD HiS bAnD oF hOoLigaN foLLoWerS, eacH cARryIng a FecEs-DipPed DaGgER, puMmeL $0 anD reMovE $0's tRaCHea aFTer FreNZieD GouGinG AT $0's nECk...
}{
echo usage: /pummel <nick>
}

alias punch if ([$0]) {
/me taKEs a SwinG aT $0 anD pLanTS hiS curLeD fiST riGHT iN $0's kiSsER, cauSinG SeVERaL TeEth TO fALL frOm $0's MouTH...
}{
echo usage: /punch <nick>
}

alias request if ([$0]) {
/me <phrased as a request>: $0-
}{
echo usage: /request <$0>
}

alias rose if ([$0]) {
/me is giving $0 a rose: --'--,--[@  ThEn DripS a PUDdLE OF pUSS FROm his GeniTaLs.
}{
echo usage: /rose <nick>
}

alias scream if ([$0]) {
/me <screaming>: $0-
}{
echo usage: /scream <$0>
}

alias shout if ([$0]) {
/me <shouting>: $0-
}{
echo usage: /shout <$0>
}

alias shrug if ([$0]) {
/me is shrugging indifferently at $0!
}{
echo usage: /shrug <nick>
}

alias sigh if ([$0]) {
/me <sighing wistfully>: $0-
}{
echo usage: /sigh <$0>
}

alias sing if ([$0]) {
/me <singing along>: $0-
}{
echo usage: /sing <$0>
}

alias slap if ([$0]) {
/me is slapping $0 across the face!
}{
echo usage: /slap <nick>
}

alias smack if ([$0]) {
/me has just smacked $0 across the mouth!
}{
echo usage: /smack <nick>
}

alias smile if ([$0]) {
/me <smiling>: $0-
}{
echo usage: /smile <$0>
}

alias smile2 if ([$0]) {
/me tuRnS tO $0 aNd sPReaDs his cRaCkED liPs iN aPpRovaL, eXpoSING aN iNcoMplEt E sET oF toBaCCy-sTaiNEd ReDNecK yeLLeR teEF...
}{
echo usage: /smile2 <nick>
}

alias smirk {
/me is smirking wryly!
}{
echo usage: /smirk
}

alias smooch if ([$0]) {
/me is smooching with $0.
}{
echo usage: /smooch <nick>
}

alias sneeze {
/me is smeezing his head off!
}{
echo usage: /sneeze
}

alias snicker {
/me is snickering under his breath!
}{
echo usage: /snicker
}

alias sniff {
/me sniffs.
}{
echo usage: /sniff
}

alias sob {
/me is sobbing piteously!
}{
echo usage: /sob
}

alias sodom if ([$0]) {
/me mouNTs $0 anD deFLowERs $0's poOp-SHuTe wiTH his pouNDinG TowER oF MAnHoOD...
}{
echo usage: /sodom <nick>
}

alias spit if ([$0]) {
/me SpiTs A SeMi-SoLiD GrEEniE iNtO $0's FaCe...
}{
echo usage: /spit <nick>
}

alias squeeze if ([$0]) {
/me is squeezing $0 with all his might.
}{
echo usage: /squeeze <nick>
}

alias squirt if ([$0]) {
/me  BenDs OvEr, AnD EmpTieS his CoLon aLL OvEr $0, CoVeRinG $0 iN HoT, SteAmY FeCeS.
}{
echo usage: /squirt <nick>
}

alias tap if ([$0]) {
/me naKed anD coVerEd wiTH a GeneRouS heLPinG oF MimE-painT anD ANimAL BiLe, fEveRisHLy tapS ouT A BArbArA STrieSanD SonG wHiLE CaSUaLly pUmpinG rOunD afTer RounD oF HoLLow-tIppEd dEatH iNtO $0 anD ThiEr geNEraL AreA...
}{
echo usage: /tap <nick>
}

alias tease if ([$0]) {
/me is teasing $0 half to death!
}{
echo usage: /tease <nick>
}

alias tickle if ([$0]) {
/me is tickling $0 half to death!
}{
echo usage: /tease <nick>
}

alias wave if ([$0]) {
/me is waving to $0.
}{
echo usage: /wave <nick>
}

alias whimper if ([$0]) {
/me <whimpering>: $0-
}{
echo usage: /whimper <$0>
}

alias whistle if ([$0]) {
/me is whistling at $0 with lust in his eyes!
}{
echo usage: /whistle <nick>
}

alias wink if ([$0]) {
/me is winking at $0 surreptitiously!
}{
echo usage: /wink <nick>
}

alias yawn if ([$0]) {
/me <yawning>: $0-
}{
echo usage: /yawn <$0>
}

alias yell {
/me is yelling quite loudly!
}{
echo usage: /yell
}

alias zap if ([$0]) {
/me has just zapped the living shinola out of $0!
}{
echo usage: /zap <nick>
}

alias afk {
/me iS aWaY From his MoTHeR FuCkiN' KeYBoaRd...
}{
echo usage: /afk
}

alias ayup if ([$0]) {
/me TURnS tO $0 aNd GRuNts "AyUP!"
}{
echo usage: /ayup <nick>
}

alias bbl {
/me WiLL bE BaCK FuCkin' LaTeR...
}{
echo usage: /bbl
}

alias bored {
/me iS So BoReD, WeLL, YeAh, BoRed...
}{
echo usage: /bored
}

alias brb {
/me WiLL bE RigHT FuCkin' BaCK...
}{
echo usage: /brb
}

alias butt2 if ([$0]) {
/me watchez as $0 says to you: Hey, ram your throbbing fuckstick into my gaping shithole!
}{
echo usage: /butt2 <nick>
}

alias gd {
/me wiPEs thE spiT FroM his SWoLLeN LipS aND sAYs "GoHT DAHn!"
}{
echo usage: /gd
}

alias makelove if ([$0]) {
/me thinks $0 is BeGgiNG FoR mY CoCK in thIEr aSS!
}{
echo usage: /makelove <nick>
}

alias montoya if ([$0]) {
/me passEs $0 a fReSH paCKed boWL oF soMe finE monToyA greEn...
}{
echo usage: /montoya <nick>
}

alias pink if ([$0]) {
/me wHiPs ouT mR. piNK aNd proCeeDs tO sHoW $0 his iDEa oF aNaL FuN.
}{
echo usage: /pink <nick>
}

alias pour if ([$0]) {
/me CRaCks oPen a cONTaIneR oF HyDRocHLoRiC aCid, taKes $0 oVeR his kNEe, aND pRoCeeDS tO pOUR a STEaMiNg LoaD iNTo $0's CRuD buNker. $0's aSsHOLe anD suRrOUndiNG aReaS iNsTanTaNEouSLy TuRn iNTo musH.
}{
echo usage: /pour <nick>
}

alias queer if ([$0]) {
/me looks as $0 sTaNds RiGHT up anD DecLaREs, "i JuST LoVE wATchInG THe SWiRLY seMEN dROP oUT oF My aSSHoLE aFtER SoMEoNe is DonE GiViNG me The OnE-EyED HoRNB oGGLE RaZoR-RooTeR aNus HuMpiN."
}{
echo usage: /queer <nick>
}

alias rape if ([$0]) {
/me ThRowS $0 To THE FLoOR anD DELiVERs a KiCK FROM thE FaiTHFuL ComBIe To  $0's FoREheAD.  aFTER cARvInG a SwASTiKA iN $0's bACk iN HoMMaGe to his MenTOr, he MethODicaLLY caRvES the stiLL-UnConCiouS coRpSE in PrePaRatiON foR FuCKin!
}{
echo usage: /rape <nick>
}

alias rw if ([$0]) {
/me Watchez $0 say: i LOVe iT WhEN a mAn GraBS mE By The HaiR AnD PLuNgEs hiS BULgInG MiRThwOOD inTo mY cAVeRnouS SPhInCterHuT..
}{
echo usage: /rw <nick>
}

alias sbored {
/me iS StiLL BoRed, uH, YeaH, BoReD...
}{
echo usage: /sbored
}

alias sensuck if ([$0]) {
/me WaLKs oVer To $0, ThROwS $0 AgaINsT thE WaLL aFTer SKiLLfuLLy reMOViNG  $0's CLoThiNG iN HoNoRaBLE JacKiE ChaN STylE aND pROCeEDs tO MaKE $0's BoDY GyRATe to THE FizZaH-ToNGue-THriLLa! }{
echo usage: /sensuck <nick>
}

alias shitdick if ([$0]) {
/me uNziPs anD PReSeNTs Mr. TomaTo-REcTuM-pEnEtRAtUM aND FoRCEs hImSELf InTo $0 's RECTuM wiTH cHiLD-LiKE glEE.  ThEN, aS iF posSeSseD by LoRd SaTAN, WipEs thE STeaMY fEcES iN $0's DroOPiNG LiPs.
}{
echo usage: /shitdick <nick>
}

alias smear if ([$0]) {
/me looks as $0 siTs iN THe coRneR iN hiS GeNitaL CuFf, SMeaRed wiTH THe PoPe's FeCes.
}{
echo usage: /smear <nick>
}

alias smeg if ([$0]) {
/me ScOOps SomE FreSH SmEGmA FroM his PriViEs anD NoNChaLanTLy FLinGs ThEm iNto $0's OpEN MouTh...
}{
echo usage: /smeg <nick>
}

alias spank if ([$0]) {
/me dResSes $0 LiKE a GiRL scOUT anD giVeS DeM BuNs a GooD oNCe-OVeR.
}{
echo usage: /spank <nick>
}

alias spew if ([$0]) {
/me lauNChEs a soLiD sTreaM oF paRTialLy DiGeSTeD maTeRiaLs iN $0's geNEraL diRecTioN.
}{
echo usage: /spew <nick>
}

alias thanks if ([$0]) {
/me says weLL ThaNKS a panTLoaD, $0...
}{
echo usage: /thanks <nick>
}

alias yup {
/me SLuRs: ThaT's a BiG 10-4...
}{
echo usage: /yup
}

alias panl {
echo ’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’
echo ’‘
echo ’‘ bearhug    bless   blink   bloat   blush   bow     burp    caress
echo ’‘ clap       comfort cough2  cry     cs      curtsy  dance   embrace
echo ’‘ frown      gasp    giggle  glare   chant   cheer   chuckle cough
echo ’‘ demand     grin    groan   growl   grumble handshake       hug
echo ’‘ hum        jab     kick1   kiss    laugh   lick    look    massage
echo ’‘ moan       moan    nibble  nod     nudge   order   pinch   piss
echo ’‘ ponder     pout    pray    pummel  punch   request rose    scream
echo ’‘ shout      shrug   sigh    sing    slap    smack   smile   smile2
echo ’‘ smirk      smooch  sneeze  snicker sniff   sob     sodom   spit
echo ’‘ squeeze    squirt  tap     tease   tickle  wave    whimper whistle
echo ’‘ wink       yawn    yell    zap     afk     ayup    bbl     bored
echo ’‘ brb        butt2   gd      makelove        montoya pink    pour
echo ’‘ queer      rape    rw      sbored  sensuck shitdick        smear
echo ’‘ smeg       spank   spew    thanks  yup
echo ’‘
echo ’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’’‘’
}