This is an archive of the humorous quotes various w00w00 members have
said during our technical (smile) discussions.  We've included this just
to show that we do, in fact, have a sense of humor.  You can get this file
in w00w00/misc/w00fun/w00quotes in w00w00.tgz, or through the online file
archive (see Projects section on main site).

Note: some of those quoted here are no longer affilated with w00w00.

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<_daveg_> I wrote my first perl programs

<napster> We should invite Linus Torvalds into w00w00

<Masada> that's why I'm an asshole
<Masada> I spend my freetime IRCing when I should be helping my friends

<Masada> I like money
<Masada> given that my social calendar is somewhat empty
<Shok> in other words, "SNI is going bankrupt and I need a job"

<Masada> I am by far the lowest paid SNI employee
<Masada> I make a little less than a secretary
<Masada> on the other hand, I own a lot more than anyone else

<Masada> 15K? Hey, I'm not that fucking poor!

<Masada> because god hates you
<Shok> no way haven't you seen Touched By an Angel?
<p00hman> isnt that the show with the gay priest
<p00hman> that the catholic church got all upset over?
<Masada> I dunno, when I was young priests scared the hell out of me
<p00hman> religous figures all scare me

<Masada> go work for iss, they will pay you to attack sni
<Masada> airstrikes are a great way to take out competition
<p00hman> just remember to warn me
<Masada> yah I'll email you :)
<Masada> our internal network is swiss cheese

<peedee> no need to wonder, there are w00w00's everywhere they have taken
         over the world

<fyber> echo "w00w00" > /proc/sys/kernel/securelevel

<jobe> this is elite
<jobe> 100% w00lite

<d1s> we love to (ab)use you Shok

<johan> maybe I should go back to game programming

<_daveg_> pimpwars are much cooler than any security program I've written

<johan> stop quoting me

<_daveg_> game programming sounds like fun
<Shoko> KSR[G] /* inside joke, http://www.dec.net/ksrt */

<alhambra_> cartoon channel
<alhambra_> now there's a good channel

<Shok> I declare that MAXROOL is patented by w00w00
<Shok> w00w00 World Domination = elite * MAXROOL

<silitek> hydroxypropyltrimmonuimchloride.w00w00.org

<sysctl> brian's a pimp
<halflife> hell yes

<sysctl> raw can't come to defcon
<Shok> well, at least until he can speak english at a 3rd grade level
<plaguez> raw can't even speak french right

<peedee> we really need a w00c0n

<AntiLove> peedee are u alive?
<Shok> no, pd is at work
<AntiLove> dont say pd, it means homo in french ;)

<silitek> I'm Monica Lewinsky
<plaguez> who's monica l.? /* french people ;) */

<plaguez> I don't fear Americans
<plaguez> America is invading the world
*** AntiLove is now known as AntiUSA
*** plaguez is now known as FuckUSA

<jobe> we need to buy raw an english dictionary

*napster* I'm going to start calling you uncle shok

<_daveg_> jobe: chew tobacco and cow tipping?

<mea_culpa> $72.00.. I have a $72.00 beer tab

<_daveg_> I hate to say this, but PERL just rocks.

<Shok> okay, I officially give Raw the most creative nicks award

<silitek> God is telling you to install linux

<_daveg_> ROAR!

<K2> just think.. in a parallel universe, you can be Bill Gates!

*** Signoff: silitek (How do you do the w00doo that you do?)

<Shok> DAMMIT
<Shok> FOR PETE'S SACK
<Shok> SAKE

<nyt> I have the strange urge to go to a circus through slushies at the
      elephants and start a riot

<_daveg_> I am 9

<Shok> I LIVE IN UTAH
<AntiLove> and?
<Shok> UTAH DOESN'T HAVE PEDOPHILES!

<silitek> GOD SAID LET THERE BE TECHNICALITY

<Shok> BEFORE SAYING SOMETHING IN THE CHANNEL
<Shok> SAY "IS THIS SOMETHING SHOK WOULD WANT ME TO SAY?"

<Shok> note to all
<Shok> I never said werd until I met you people

<Shok> w00cow says, "I use w00nix Supreme!"
<Shok> ^- new w00os slogan

/* puff daddy vs napster */
<Shok> YOU WANNA FIGHT ME
<Shok> I'LL FUCKIN' FIGHT YOU
<napster> are you on crack?

<Shok> Shok's ganster-talk weird-nick phone phreak theory
       proven once again
<Shok> my "Top Ten 10 Ways to Tell a Phone Phreak" is always right

<silitek> Mass send my pics?
<silitek> that's just blatantly stupid
<Antilove> yah, no one wanna see ur ugly kiddiz face

<Antilove> shok, imagine if one day i got a leet english grammar !!
<ndubee> imagine if one day you got a leet french grammar
<ndubee> your french is worse than your english grammar

<Shok> you're serious? you left school at 15?
<Antilove> ya
<Shok> ahh.. your stupidity has an excuse

<nyt> wow getting into w00quotes is better than sex
<nyt> got w00w00? /* what a cliche! */

<Antilove> ndubee.. dont jack off !!!!
<ndubee> what means jack off? /* ahh.. french people */
<joewee> put your hands on your penis and move up and down
<nyt> I do it a lot

<Antilove> i'm sure the cert team dream to have sex with me

<silitek> what-raw-says | raw2english

<Antilove> /toggle dont_kick_the_eleet ON

<Antilove> rhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<Antilove> rhajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<Shok> raw.. if you say "rhaa" again, yer dead
<Antilove> rh4444

<Antilove> rap iz gay
<Antilove> not that I have anything against the gay!

<Shok> RAW, YOU'RE THE REASON MODERATION WAS INVENTED

<Shok> RAW WHEN YOU CALL ME A PEDOPHILE
<Shok> IT HURTS INSIDE!
<antilove> IT HURTZ 8 YEAR OLD BOYS TOO!

<antilove> w0rd yankeez /* he's french.. don't mind him */

<joewee> where the fuck is my quote?!

<ndubee> this fucking bot never shows quotes from me

<anti-nyt> isnt croatia a french colony?

<antilove> and tattoo on theo's face, "i love w00nix"

<minus> don't be alarmed by my apparant use of windows, its a disguise

<dmess0r> come on raw, i bet you have a mad ninja breakdance teknik

<silitek> Don't compliment me too much, I'll end up like Theo
<RawSVR4> nah theo got skillz

*Shok* in this corrupt society mescal...
*Shok* exploit what you can, when you can

*** Shok is now known as MattCo
*** MattCo is now known as MattInc
#phrack/elxsi> matt is now incorporated /* btw, elxsi != w00member */

<antilove> holy shok
<antilove> TELL US YOU ARE ALIVE !

<antilove> explain to my why this #!@$[censored]@#$@#$ signal.h bored me ?

<snocrash> I'm celibate
<nyt> why?
<snocrash> people suck
<snocrash> I don't want to make any

<Shok> I w00l, remember?
<napster> you dw00l

/* napster the w00jew */
<napster> i have digresses to the lowest form of w00
<napster> and have no other option but to resign my position

/* w00w00 world domination */
<ShokXiaFu> the announcer on simpson's just said "w00"
<minus_> the last thing owen heart said was w00

<n1ck> where is the w00web?
<napster> I'll give you three guesses
<n1ck> www.w00w00.org?
<n1ck> www.w00w00w3b.org?
<n1ck> www.w00w3b.org?
<napster> ok fine, I'll give you 0 guesses
<awr> dammit, no 3's
<awr> we're a team of 0's

<aw00r> I thought you had better things to do you #!ADM fuck

*awr* SHOK!!!
*awr* WORD!!!
-> *awr* heh, you drunk?
*awr* ia m
-> *awr* <-- is good

<awr> when I get my camera (this week) I will take pics of myself
<awr> nude if you're lucky
<plaguez> ADM is a mafia
<halflife> napster is a darks1de mp3 warez haqr

<awr> ADM is the darkside
<halflife> d4rks1de h4x0rZ l1ke u4ea!!@#!

<napster> plaguez: ADM and w00w00 have all the same people
<napster> except w00w00 has more       

<awr> minus does too many drugs to code

<napster> nocarrier
<napster> I LOVE YOU MAN
<nocarrier> NO
<nocarrier> I LOVE /YOU/ MAN
<nocarrier> NOW OP ME IN #NAPSTER THIS INSTANT     

<joewee> K2
<joewee> My secret lover.    

<nocarrier> I'm so frustrated at this.
<awr> Dude, die
<nocarrier> DIE
<Shok> man.. netect brings out the worst in everyone
<awr> Hahah, agreed
<nocarrier> Agreed? Bastard!
<awr> I become an evil man at Netect
<Shok> nocarrier: die
<awr> die
<awr> GRR
<joewee> All people should be killed, dogs should rule the world.
<Shok> "w00w00 on monday mornings"

<nocarrier> why does netect suck, then?
<awr> I only have one reason
<awr> I got back from lunch and I was locked out.
<Shok-> I really have no reason to dislike netect
<Shok-> I just like to say it sucks
<nocarrier> I'd hope not.
<Shok-> okay.. you suck, netect doesn't

<nocarrier> but only when I'm nice to women
<Shok-> yah.. noc is a ladies man
<awr> he's usually nicer to men!
<awr> noc is a man's man

<cult_hero> uh oh.. wooquotes :)

* Sangfroid pretends not to notice his shok is showing.

<Sangfroid> before security I was a pornstar
<Shok> big jump
<Sangfroid> not really, considering how much people in security get fucked
            everyday

<Sangfroid> jericho, will you be my friend?
<cult_hero> lemme check my friend quota
<jericho> I think I can manage that if I drop shok

<Sangfroid> this lotion has kava kava, wtf?
<cult_hero> another word for "crack"
<cult_hero> HoW y0u F3elIng?

<Sangfroid> ./msg #!r00t someone stole my bmw, aww fuck it, i'll buy a new
            one

<aaronb_> "Nirva, I've had four tabs... should I do more?"
<aaronb_> "Yeah! Why not?"     

<Shok> rfp, n1ck is from australia
<Shok> where appropriate, it can be used to explain his behavior

<aaronb_> I just remembered I had a conversation with remmie about anal sex.

<joeweed> "no no! gcc not dcc!"

<Shok> we had $100 in phone calls
<Shok> we had a phantom phone caller!
<napster> w00suite was owned
<napster> you drunks let your guard down

<Shok> I've decided I'm going to create a new company
<Shok> Called Wahoo!
<Shok> maybe w00w00!

<nyt> DAMMIT SHOK YOU CAN'T QUOTE USE A MOUSE

<napster> nighty nighty
<napster> don't let the printf()'s bite

<Shok> you've been MIA for a few days
<Sangfroid> this is correct
<Shok> what have you been up to?
<Sangfroid> beating off

<Sangfroid> dude shok
<Sangfroid> quit projecting your homosexual fantasies on other
            people                              

<Shok> scp dnsbounce.txt
       shok@ethereal.net:napsterisafuckinghomelessretard.txt
<Sangfroid> call it napsterlostallitsventurecapitalwhenileakedthis

<Shok> bribing ppl with their own code is great

<Shok> have my new 17gb hd
<Interrupt> for 0day
<Shok> no, for porn
<Interrupt> I have my cable modem for that
<Shok> I have monitor for 3d, holograms
<Shok> I see porn in 3d

<prym> what's wrong with acting 12?
<halflife> u need to act like yer 13 or above in #!w00w00
<aaronb-> srpato has been 15 for like 6 years now

<Shok> rfp, the propaganda/code ratio was 99 to 1 in your advisory
<aaronb-> darkrfp's advisory was the blair witch project of advisories

*** DCC SEND sangfroid sangfroidsbitch.jpg
<Sangfroid> that looks more like my g'friends mom
<Shok> $ mv sangfroidsbitch.jpg sangfroidsbitchesmom.jpg

<jobe> Shok, for a non-hacker type
<jobe> you're fucking evil

<aaronb_> I don't think Sangfroid can ahve sex more than once or twice
          a year.
<aaronb_> Once you get to that age, it's kinda difficult.
<Sangfroid> it's true
<aw00r> _ouch_
<Sangfroid> this is my annual week

<nyt> sh0k
<nyt> y0u kn0w
<nyt> th0s3 h4x0rz
<nyt> th3 k33bl3r 3lv3z
<Shok-> nyt you talk in eleet speak too readily =)

<Shok-> you netect ppl think you're sooo cool
<Shok-> but you're all nothing!
<nocarrier> bzzt wrong
<Shok-> nothing!
<nocarrier> we KNOW we're all cool

*nyt* <-- doesnt run a dist =]
*nyt* i run x + afterstep + gnome
-> *nyt* yah well
-> *nyt* I'M NOT ELITE
-> *nyt* MY NICK DOESN'T RHYME WITH ELITE!

*interrupt* this is a normal window fan. On my desk =)
-> *interrup* thahaha
*** interrup: No such nick/channel
*** interrup There was no such nickname
-> *interrup* thahahaha
*** interrup There was no such nickname
-> *interrup* thahahaha
*** interrup There was no such nickname
-> *interrup* hahahahaha
*** interrup There was no such nickname
-> *interrupt* hahahaha
-> *interrupt* JESUS CHRIST I'M RETARDED

<Shok> SANGFROID YOU BETRAYED ME
* Sangfroid kisses shok on the cheek
<napster> okay, got to go
<Sangfroid> bye penis lifter
<napster> u wish shok kisser
<Sangfroid> nope, I'm a shok betrayer
<Shok> sangfroid, fucking moron, now napster is flooding me!

<aaronb-> SANGFROID
<aaronb-> COME TO JORDAN'S
<aaronb-> RIGHT FUCKING NOW
<Sangfroid> um
<Sangfroid> no
<Sangfroid> i'm naked

<halflife> i got xor based crypto working
<halflife> pheer

<Shok> the perfect threesome is you, chick, computer

<Shok> nyt send me your chickie pic
<nyt> why do you need it?
<Interrupt> nyt: M4stUrb4t10n
<nyt> 0h im BLIND AND IN CONSOLE ITS HARD TO SEE ALL OF MY MONITOR

<h4r1k1r1> i could have a girl in a flash, but she's umm, not my
                   type
<Interrupt> h4: Your mother does not count.

*Interrupt* if I get hacked, all they get is 0day porn

<Shok> I did it last year.. but
<Shok> we'll pretend I drew that when I was 8 or so
<Shok> it takes skill to draw as bad as I do

<Sangfroid> shok, that picture is worth ass
<SuperShok> that picture is worth a night with y0 momma
<Sangfroid> my mom teaches eighth grade, she'd know how to handle you
<SuperShok> your mom has never dealt with a character of my "size"
<SuperShok> I'm fucking _huge_
<SuperShok> hence, the super shok

<Interrupt> I need umm womanly love
* Interrupt looks at Sangfroid

<napster> shok's chick is bigger than him
<SuperShok> my chick can beat me up too
<napster> shok is drunk
<h4r1k1r1> is that a violent reference to masturbation?

<Shok> h4r I'm quoting that
<h4r1k1r1> I *AM* EMINENTLY QUOTABLE
<SuperShok> h4r you rule
<SuperShok> seriously
<SuperShok> I mean if you weren't quotable
<SuperShok> you would have been gone fucking months ago

<h4r1k1r1> i'm going to set off a coup de force
<h4r1k1r1> and take over w00w00
<h4r1k1r1> and change it'z name to k4ng4w00

<SuperShok> JESUS FUCKING CHRIS
<SuperShok> FOR THE 2ND TIME
<SuperShok> I OVERWROTE MY NAMEI.C
<SuperShok> !@#!@#!@#
<Sangfroid> i'll take 'Coding Blunders' for 500, alex

<Interrupt> BASTARD
<Interrupt> PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH
<Interrupt> AND YOUR WORDS TASTE LIEK SHIT
* Interrupt spits

<|nterrupt> I want to write an Lkm
<|nterrupt> kernel panic and you get a porno slide show

<|nterrupt> I am going to make a Linux distro
<|nterrupt> that runs porn during install
<sangfw00d> dude, the gays will sue you
<sangfw00d> you better throw in some cock shots
<l00ser> that's so true
<sangfw00d> don't forget the chix with dix

<Shok> napster's a retard
<napster> yup
<Shok> you rule
<napster> see.. if shok ever insults you just agree with him
<napster> his conscience will get to him

<napster> talk about lame bugs
<Shok> talk about lamers
<andrewr> yah shok, we were talking about you

<Shk> gotta go do some partying (utah style)
<napster> trip to the farm huh
<napster> here [in boston] we party like animals, there you party with
          animals

*** Sangfroid has set the topic in #!w00w00 to w00tang wishes they were
    w00w00!

<Shok> I can't afford to live the luxurious lifestyle you all have now ;)
<andrewr> I can't either.
<andrewr> I do it anyway

<Sangfroid> mudge and me and one other l0pht person set this network up over
            the last 43 yrs.
<Sangfroid> er
<Sangfroid> 4 yrs.

<xxxx> <awr> minus does too many drugs to code
<xxxx> and andrew doesn't do enough

<Interrupt> I don't want to waste valuable time on women
<Shok> yah, I have in quotes "love != productive"
<nyt> but sex is good
<napster> yah, and lack of sex makes it hard to work

<napster> this wisdom tooth is pissing me off
<Shok-> rip it out, wimp
<napster> i think i'll cut my ear off
<napster> worked for picasso
<Shok-> he should have just stuck it through his head

NOTE: w00tang is a bot

<napster> who is shok?
<w00tang> somebody said shok was gay
<Shok-> OH            

<napster> what is the matrix
<w00tang> well, the matrix is something which can not be explain, but only
          seen. The matrix is w00w00.

<[marc]> who is interrupt?
<w00tang> well, interrupt is a guy with a sock on his dick

<Shok> forget shok
<w00tang> shok: i forgot shok
<Shok> shok is the greatest person to ever live

*** nyt has changed the topic on channel #!w00w00 to god invented spelling
    (probably not) so that people like jobe could ignore it

<napster> who is shok?
<w00tang> shok is bad to the bone
<Interrupt> shok is whacking the bone

<Sangfroid> ontext 'sangfroid is a $whatever' /msg #!w00w00 forget sangfroid
<Shok-> ontext 'forget sangfroid' /msg #!w00w00 sangfroid is a loser
<Shok-> we'll see who floods off first

* Shok speaks with proper grammar.
[lots of proper grammar]
<dmess0r> Maybe one day I will be cool enough to run Azrael.
* dmess0r toggles silitek mode
<dmess0r> man that was irritating

<Shok-> w00w00 will get a nobel prize by 2005
<Shok-> this is my prophecy
<awr> Listen when shok speaks
<awr> For when he speaks
<awr> Prophecies are told
<Shok-> I now nominate w00god blake and awr into the priesthood
        of holiness

[Sangfroid:sang@el8.org] GOOD BECAUSE MY CAMPAIGN TO REMOVE YOU
                         FROM w00w00 IS UNDERWAY

<fah> shok: what are you giving me for my w00day?
<fah> all i want is 0day
<Shok-> join w00giving
<Shok-> w00giving is -1day
<Shok-> only in w00w00 do you get such treatment
<Shok-> such luxuries
<fah> i want in

<Shok> ironic eh?
<n1ck_> heh
<Sangfroid> hi boys and n1ck_
<Shok> haha
<n1ck_> ja
<Shok> I quote that
<n1ck_> I AM A MAN
<n1ck_> U R ALL BOIZ

-> *silvio* n1ck owes me $17k
*silvio* i dare not ask how.
-> *silvio* hasn't paid me for the kilos of cocaine yet

<joewee> 65% of porn sites run FreeBSD
<joewee> 35% of porn sites run Linux
<nyt> time to find bsd bugs

<drwho> fuck thanksgiving
* drwho cooks macoroni & cheese

<Shok> hey sno, how's stuff?
<snocrash> stuffy
<Shok> how's life?
<snocrash> lively!
*snocrash* school is evil and horrible
-> *snocrash* so what are your plans for the next 3 years?
*snocrash* avoid suicide

<Shok> woh, police brutality on COPS
<minus> he was definitely black
<nocarrier> yeah black or yellow.. worthy of a kick to the groin
<Shok> I dunno noca.. you look kinda yellow
<nocarrier> you're the yellow one, utah boy
* nocarrier kicks Shok in the groin

<Shok> I just looked at the job postings on napster.com
<Shok> napster isn't even qualified to work for his own company ;)

<napster> babelfish.altavista.com
<napster> Shok est possédé par les Français!
* Shok translates "die scum"

<Shok> Ich mag fuck Zwerge

<napster> let me train it to say shok and sucks
<Shok-> hehehe
<Shok-> napster is training a monkey to type
<Shok-> [among other things]

<nocarrier> napster is a homeless pimp
<nocarrier> and takes it up the ass

<dmess0r> if a chick ever sneezed while giving head
<dmess0r> youd be so messed up
<Interrupt> no cock left
<Interrupt> she bite it off
<dmess0r> i mean honestly, the air coming out of her mouth goes at
                  like 70+mph
<dmess0r> shed blow your nuts off
* Shok- chokes up pepsi
* Shok- begins to sneeze
<Interrupt> Shok: you are sucking cock?

<halflife> slashdot effect
<halflife> you would need a penguin tshirt to understand
* Shok looks for a penguin tshirt

/topic #!w00w00 join #assassinate_napster and join our cause!

<Sangfroid> jpr5@whereverthatfuckerisworkingthisweek.com

<Shok> hey sno, how's stuff?
<snocrash> stuffy
<Shok> how's life?
<snocrash> lively!
*snocrash* school is evil and horrible
-> *snocrash* so what are your plans for the next 3 years?
*snocrash* avoid suicide

<Shok> woh, police brutality on COPS
<minus> he was definitely black
<nocarrier> yeah black or yellow.. worthy of a kick to the groin
<Shok> I dunno noca.. you look kinda yellow
<nocarrier> you're the yellow one, utah boy
* nocarrier kicks Shok in the groin

<Shok> I just looked at the job postings on napster.com
<Shok> napster isn't even qualified to work for his own company ;)

<napster> babelfish.altavista.com
<napster> Shok est possédé par les Français!
* Shok translates "die scum"

<Shok> Ich mag fuck Zwerge

<napster> let me train it to say shok and sucks
<Shok-> hehehe
<Shok-> napster is training a monkey to type
<Shok-> [among other things]

<nocarrier> napster is a homeless pimp
<nocarrier> and takes it up the ass

<dmess0r> if a chick ever sneezed while giving head
<dmess0r> youd be so messed up
<Interrupt> no cock left
<Interrupt> she bite it off
<dmess0r> i mean honestly, the air coming out of her mouth goes at
                  like 70+mph
<dmess0r> shed blow your nuts off
* Shok- chokes up pepsi
* Shok- begins to sneeze
<Interrupt> Shok: you are sucking cock?

<halflife> slashdot effect
<halflife> you would need a penguin tshirt to understand
* Shok looks for a penguin tshirt

/topic #!w00w00 join #assassinate_napster and join our cause!

<Sangfroid> jpr5@whereverthatfuckerisworkingthisweek.com

<plaguez> i'm a psychopath
<plaguez> at least that's what my zodiac sign says about me
<NNY> the birthday book says I was born on the day of the devil

<rlogan> <s_d> heh, somebody posted the the missing mars probe on
         sale on E-Bay for 1M$

<Shok> I turn the tv on and what do I see? cnn, "va linux systems -
       red hot ipo"
<Shok> I need to start a company with the word linux in it
<K2> linux linux inc.
<Shok> dm, lets do it
<dmess0r> and sell what?
<Shok> linux!

<Shok> man behind melissa virus is facing 10 years
<Shok> I hope he gets very minute of it
<dmess0r> i don't see what's so bad about writing viral code
<Shok> it's fine until I'm victimized

<noca-> W00NITED STATES

<n1ck__> woh elite, cygwin has ack
<Shok> n1ck said the the same thing when aussies learned out to make
       fire from flint and stone in 1992
<Yowie> 1988 thank you very much
<n1ck__> no that was when we had the can and string communications
         breakthough

* Shok- is busy quoting
* Shok- loves quotes that show aussie inferiority
<halflife> shok, everything they say shows that anyway so why bother?
<K2> I don't know why they consider it a continent anyway
<halflife> yah it's more like an island
<Interrupt> college application essays suck
<Sangfroid> if you found a soft drink in the bottom of a machine,
            unopened would you take it?
<Interrupt> yes, because I am thirsty
<sang> "When you're having a bad day and it seems like people are
       trying your patience to no end, remember: it takes 42 
       muscles to frown but only 4 to pull the trigger on a decent
       sniper rifle."   
<halflife> im closing my door and putting a do not open till christmas
           sign outside  

<Shok> we're the closest thing to demigods the world will ever know

-> *int03h* I love shit that's so complex ppl can't tell if it works or not
-> *int03h* ie the ircd exp I released
-> *int03h* same with the wu-ftpd exp
-> *int03h* if it doesn't work you just say
-> *int03h* well.. it's a race condition!
-> *int03h* it only works some times!           


<Shok-> russians and aussies have now been vaporized by christ
<Interrupt> YES
<Interrupt> SHOK
<Shok-> and except for dm and jericho
<Shok-> you will all burn before me    

<nocarrier> you in town yet?
<Shok> yup.. I just finished spilling coke on your office floor
<Shok> on purpose
<nocarrier> you will die
<Shok> I spit on it too
<nocarrier> YOU WILL DIE

<Sangfroid> I hope you have a car
<Sangfroid> cause minus will need a ride everywhere!

<Shok> sangfroid, you're too old for your own good
<Shok> you've lost the sense of stupidity that the rest of us have

<noca> her sacrifice will be sufficient to appease the gods
<noca> YAY!  YOU WILL PAY IN BLOOD THEN, HEATHEN
<Shok> you're no god
<Shok> you're white trash
<noca> BOW DOWN, FALSE PROPHET
<Shok> heh
<Shok> I come from the state of the world's only living prophet
<Shok> president hinckley, church of jesus christ of latter day saints
<noca> a sinner!
<Shok> umm hullo
<Shok> who's the atheist here?
<Shok> you're so damned
<noca> heheh
<noca> I am an atheist, it's true.
<Shok> I leave thee sinners
* Shok is away (praying)

<Shok> int owns *
<FreeLSD> void owns nothing.. =)
<Shok> freelsd owns void ;)

<Shok> yah.. the napster shirt has a swastika on the back of it

<Shok> I asked remmie to have sex with me and she said no
<Interrupt> too short?
<Shok> it was her loss
<Shok> she was looking for size in the wrong areas

<Yowie> u guys never come visit the aussies.. we r getting inferiority
                complexes and stuff
<Interrupt> Yowie: BACK INTO YOUR CAGE
* Interrupt hits Yowie
<Shok-> I will once it's cultivated by americans

<Shok-> dammit
<Shok-> I keep getting don't know host or don't know user
<Shok-> <*-[mhhz]-*> add user *!*@fear.qoop.org
<Shok-> <*-[mhhz]-*> add user jduck@fear.qoop.org
<Shok-> <*-[mhhz]-*> add user jduck!*@fear.qoop.org
<Shok-> <*-[mhhz]-*> add user jduck/fear.qoop.org
<Shok-> <*-[mhhz]-*> addhost fear.qoop.org
<Shok-> <*-[mhhz]-*> add jduck fear.qoop.org
<Shok-> <*-[mhhz]-*> add fear.qoop.org jduck
<Shok-> fucking bot
* Shok- kicks mhhz
<Shok-> freelsd.. add jduck ;)
<Shok-> I give up
<Shok-> ahh
<Shok-> you forgot /msg mhhz ;)
*** Mode change "+o jduck" on channel #!w00w00 by Shok-
<Shok-> !@#!@#@!#21
<Shok-> !@#$!$@#!$!%!@%!@$!%!@%
* Shok- has a heart attack and dies
<Shok-> <*-[mhhz]-*> addhost jduck *!jdrake@fear.qoop.org
<Shok-> mhhz sucks                                    

<harikiri> WHAT IS THIS MASSIVE CRAP IN MY BUGTRAQ FOLDER FOM U
<harikiri> sounds like a shipping company
<Shok-> what does harikiri sound like =)
<Shok-> A MASSIVE CRAP
<harikiri> UMM no
<harikiri> i have an elegantly vicious nickname.
<nyt> har: blow it out your ass

<Shok> hello citizen
<nyt> hello big brother

*** nyt has changed the topic on channel #!w00w00 to its all about
      survival of the fittest.... AND WE GOT THE FUCKING GUN

<nyt> i saw pi in the theatre
<nyt> before all of you
<Interrupt> uhm.. I saw it on DVD
<Interrupt> and I am still better then you
<nyt> i havent seen the dvd yet
<minus> i saw it in kendall square
<nyt> i heard they added footage
<Interrupt> it has like editor cut
<minus> and i have the dvd
<nyt> anything speshul in the dvd?
<minus> i dont know
<minus> i was incredibly fucked up when we watched it
<minus> i had to leave for fear of a heart attack
<minus> i wish my eyes would focus

<Sangfroid> i was born in the year of the cock
<K2> i was born in the year of the horse
<Sangfroid> COCK
<K2> that's HOURSE SIZED COCKS*U$(@)!

<minus> please.let.me.die.com

<snocrash> maybe try not do drugs, junkie
<Shok-> I am probably
<Shok-> the cleanest person
<Shok-> in w00w00
<Shok-> everyone else
<Shok-> like you
<Shok-> hasn't learned of limits
<Shok-> I was pure before I was in the presence of such corruption and evil

<joewee> I have another amazing story
<joewee> yesterday I went to visit a client
<Shok> a naked supermodel?
<joewee> the client was a former new york times best seller
<joewee> and I proposed an idea for a book
<joewee> and now I have a meeting next week with a famous author
<Shok> tell them I want to write an autobiography
<Shok> it will make them big money
<joewee> "life of shok and his porn star girlfriend"

<minus> Fear and Loathing in Worcester

<joewee> interviews with w00w00+adm
<Shok> no way! I won't be put in the same category as that trash! =)
<joewee> good+evil
<Shok> how about elite+unelite